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[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

“jingle fucking LOUDER”

[toxic king @toxicking]

When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Finding out the role of Mr. Schue on Glee was written for Justin Timberlake makes so much sense. Like a puzzle piece in my brain I didn’t know was missing finally found.

[Chøks Corleone @TheFairerOan]

Oh but I must cycle to work , use paper straws, limit beef consumption in order to reduce my carbon footprint?

[mariogolf.info @clown_depot]

excuse me @jk_rowling, big fan! where was the ministry of magic on Septmber 11th, 2001?

[Laura Kat 🐱 @Katparty666]

32 in the suburbs is 45 and 32 in the city is 22. I can’t explain but I’m right.

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag will confuse kids” what the hell was THIS?

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

whoever made this you are going to heaven so fast. God has a special throne waiting for you

[helena riley @freshhel]

We went thru a tunnel and my uber driver goes “what am I a mole? Helena and i are moles!” best day of my life

[The Jahmerican NYC 🦁🏌🏾‍♂️💫 @Jahmerican_Nyc]

Me passing someone: You slow ass b*tch

Me being passed: Okay speed racer

[Day ☼ @hrrysdayiight]

It must be so miserable to dislike him. No one can escape him and how successful, talented, lovable, unproblematic, and attractive he is!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The way I would commit federal, and international crimes to be able to do this for 5 minutes

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

not to be dramatic but harry styles performing with shania twain is what brought jesus back from the dead

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy woman's day

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[zae @itszaeok]

big time rush chewed im sorry