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[нαℓєу @haley_dutra]

I told my 9yo child I’m not getting her pizza cuz I just bought groceries so she walks away, comes back, blank expression, slaps $20 on the table and says “please order me pizza” - nobody prepared me for these parenting moments... where tf she even get $20 from?

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@allie_bochman LMAO I was legit about to dm you til I noticed the hand

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@allie_bochman Like so necessary!!

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If my salad don’t got that crouton crunch, I ain’t want it

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Never been the type to settle for average

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If office working in 2020-2022 could be summed up in one phrase: “can everybody see my screen?”

[Andy Tran @andy23tran]

What's going on here?

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I only get advice from the best… My sister and I are dumb bitches

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The warm weather does it to me

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I’m trying to look cute and get drinks outside tonight

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I can feel myself turning into a careless bitch and im not sure if I’m happy about it or not

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@Baybe_Ashley15 Girl I honestly don’t know how I stayed calm let me tell you

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Parenting summarized: daughter disrespects me, I take her phone away for the night. She’s absolutely pissed and so am I. We sit on the couch to watch tv bc she has nothing to do… we start laughing at the tv, she asks for her phone back….. no bitch, tf… we continue watching tv

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POV: I took off my makeup and remembered I can rub my eyesZsZs - a whole vibe

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My daughter is at the age where she wants to go to the beach and JUST CHILL LIKE I’m here for it

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Luke Combs new songs > Drakes new album

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@oj_math Honestly… the Take Care album was the peak of his singing instead of rapping

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The way my 12yo daughter doesn’t think I’m cool bc I’m 28. GIRL THAT IS THE ACTUAL REASON THAT IM COOL

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I finally hit the age where I can’t just eat anything I want and honestly I’m depressed about it. I might spiral. How do people deal with this?

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@Maranda_Haley @lysskelly 👀 rare find these days