haley englert

[haley englert @haley_englert]

@zrc29 💀 💀 💀

[haley englert @haley_englert]

@katiebeis @katiebeis I think I like too many of your tweets bc twitter notifies me every time you tweet. And you're the only person it happens for..

[haley englert @haley_englert]

@Brynne_ing 😱😱😱 that's the best flavor!

[haley englert @haley_englert]

If a human followed me around like my dog does, I'd either be very annoyed or creeped out. But I get sad when he doesn't?

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

Remember when we had Obama's scandals to deal with?

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So either:

Comey
Obama
the NSA
FBI
CIA
Sally Yates
& British Intelligence are in a huge conspiracy

or Trump is lying & must be impeached.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the caffeine kicks in https://t.co/Q7vrBftBgy

[haley englert @haley_englert]

@ckaz030 someone gets to keep a pretty blue mug

[haley englert @haley_englert]

The world has decided that because I'm short, I should be cursed with a lifetime of riding in the back middle seat

[haley englert @haley_englert]

@jk_rowling paralleled real world evil too well

[BarkBox @barkbox]

Prison break

[haley englert @haley_englert]

"Honey, women already run the world- men just haven't figured that out yet. Hopefully soon." - 80 yr old woman at work giving me motivation

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

"Girl"
"Girl I know girl"

[Amateur Sketch @SarahBriskk]

Me at work tomorrow sitting at my desk while Trump becomes POTUS.