Haley Gates

nonsense here

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

I’m just saying I’ve swam in the Ohio river, I drink tap water constantly and I have put my hands on the double L floor. I feel like I’m indestructible

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

My mother is all of us

[latke @latkedelrey]

this diva

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

sometimes your wife is “baby” (needs u to pick up something from the store)

sometimes your wife is “big dog” (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Time flies but I got more in the chamber 🤙🏾

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

This is me and I can’t be stopped

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My friends keep getting mad at me for "trying to make up new slang" which like bro relax there's no need to get all garfed up about this.

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

“I need something with a flat bottom to cover this”
“Taylor Swift?”

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

@JoeyHuck @buddhatree

[niomi @82pondview]

(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

Multiple times a day the neighbor dogs get in their treehouse and look over our fence waiting for the boys to come outside and I just thought about how sad/confused they will be when we move. That’s just not something I can deal with

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

I wanna see this of people getting on the Belpre bridge from the ramp on the wv side

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

Cmon

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

Little something for you 🤝 Little something for me
Is how I’ve been Christmas shopping, that’s my issue

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

Will I be 85 with my gas light on, praying that I make it to the gas station or will I grow out of this at some point?

[Haley Gates @haley_gates]

Me but with an epidural