lizard queen

loves Hannah Montana, cries all the time // phantom menace apologist; no. 1 stanakin ♍️🦎 she/her

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

@WhiteCastle your AI drive through lady is awful & straight up doesn’t work

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

@AmericanAir literally what

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

@AmericanAir the last two times i have flown with you there’s been unprecedented delays that have made me miss my connection. This is so incredibly frustrating

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

white ppl wedding music makes me profoundly sad

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

ten thousand steps towards the time of your liiiiiiife

[b a r t y ✨ @britannianoel]

LOOK AT THAT HORSE
LOOK AT THAT HORSE
LOOK AT THAT HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

“female Patrick Bateman” you mean her

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

McCloud III

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

I wish my name was Julius Peppers

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

Sneed, Kittle, Gay. why do these men have the silliest names ever

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

@MeaghanBurr @POTUS get em girl

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

@MeaghanBurr I actually saved it this year

[M3AGHAN @MeaghanBurr]

haley every fall when she forgets my butternut squash soup recipe

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

@Defunctland you’re a freak; latest documentary is beyond incredible; how are you letting us have this for FREE??? ily kev

[Mitch Powitz @powitz]

Clip of our band doing our one original song last night … “Tsunami of Love” - our first original take of it available on Spotify & Apple Music and all the streaming services …

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

what are the odds that two different people have farted while i was directly behind them. also this happened at work

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

the new autocorrect on iOS 17 is absolutely ruining my life