Lidgettimately Haley

Though she be but little, she is fierce ~Shakespeare

[christy ❤️‍🔥 @wordsyouwhisper]

noah kahan 🤝 girls who have never gotten over anything in their whole lives

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

iced coffee really puts you in the mood for anything. need to run errands? drink iced coffee. having a bad day? drink iced coffee. have chores to do? drink iced coffee. need to rob a bank? drink iced coffee. wanna conquer the world? drink iced coffee.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you’re not a cop and you drive a ford explorer then you have to accept responsibility for my paranoia

[kayy✈️ @KoenaMokoenaaa]

I’m just a girl standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be Friday

[taylor swift lyrics @tswiftxlyrics]

happy last monday stuck in an endless february to all who celebrate 🤍

[Rey @gringatears]

Anti-Valentine's Day people are annoying. Save your bitterness for Father's Day.

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

Instead of finding a romantic partner I’m all in on the Olympics

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Sex is great, but have you ever found an academic article that aligns perfectly with your research topic and validates all your claims and ideology?

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

can you imagine how fast the curling athletes vacuum their house

[erica @ericanextdooor]

everyone hating on bad bunny doing the superbowl halftime show is so weird. if you can’t shake ass just say that

[corb @awshuqs]

[at the muffin mans funeral]: so… how’d you know him?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home:

[everslay⸆⸉ 💍 @everslay13]

have you been keeping it 100 on the land the sea the sky lately

[ash MET THE 118 🚒 // liam 🕊️ @buddiestiel]

“oxford comma is a big sign of ai” you can pry the oxford comma out of my cold dead hands idc i will never stop using her

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Disassociated mid song so now I gotta replay it

[𝐬𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐞⸆⸉ @soph13tv]

friends? break up
friends? get married
strangers? get born
strangers? get buried
trends? change
rumors? fly through new skies
BUT. IM. RIGHT. WHERE. YOU. LEFT. ME.

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

i’m anxious on my mother’s side and avoidant on my father’s side

[rrudie @_pressuredrop_]

not my circus not my monkeys but i def know summa the clowns