Haley Sloan

That's the best thing a girl can be, a beautiful precious fool.

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

@madisonwilkie Okay but seriously where do you work 😂

[MJ @Maurissa_Swan]

I wish I could tell my kids about all the fun stuff I did while in college but no I decided to commute and the most exiting thing I’ve done is buy myself paper mate pens

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

@mallory1243 I miss our eventful nights 😂

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

#tweetavideothatyoucantexplain
@mallory1243

[kyn @CallmeKyndal]

how am I supposed to get anything done when it’s dark outside at 6 pm

[if i speak… @fewtchmygoat]

IM SO TIRED OF WAKING UP AND GETTING BREAD AT THIS POINT MAN I JUST WANNA SLEEP IN https://t.co/n1uW5Mryyg

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

me: i’m broke i need to start saving my money

friends: wanna go eat out??

me:

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

@madisonwilkie @taylorparkhill This is giving me major Blair Waldorf vibes

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

I love @BOXYCHARM because...

#boxyluv https://t.co/ocRqkQ7kgC

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

Okay I literally have to have this dress to show up to the casinos on my 21st in Vegas 😍 @shophopes319

[georgia @georgievowles]

Don’t know why anyone actually wants big boobs, they’re heavy, nothing fits properly, they hurt your back and they make you look 10x fatter than you are. Would happily swap mine to be a AA

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

Bet mom

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

Is it just me or does it feel like Hiram Lodge is behind this... @CW_Riverdale https://t.co/thnEtia1zB

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing.

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

One thing I miss from high school for sure is how easy it was to make friends and how it wasn’t so complicated, literally it’s impossible now and every old friend is gone or too busy 🙄

[Haley Sloan @haley_madiison]

This is what Ohana does to me every time I come home https://t.co/tyryb57o5Y

[Doc Hall @DocHallPhD]

When you gain winter weight but bae promised they’d still love you the same.