Haley Schaffer

BGSU 2022 🧡—-Certified Mom Friend—Justin Key♥️

[Steve Decker State Farm @SteveDeckerSF]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Our favorite part of Thanksgiving is the FOOD!

We would love to know what your favorite dish is!

Steve - Bowl of Mashed Potatoes, Turkey, Corn & Gravy
Laura – Mashed Potatoes
Adam – Turkey & Mashed Potatoes
Haley – Baked Mac & Cheese
Alicia – Stuffing

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

I want to raise a generation and help take care of a generation of people who love and give love to others - no matter what is going on in the world

[Persephonē @steviaplath]

when he’s 7 IPAs deep and you say you will handle the door dash order

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

When ABBA said “anybody could be that guy”, they were so fucking wrong 😂

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

Evan Barkers dog is huge, 10.47 inches at least (5 inches longer than my dick)

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

do not go back

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

everyone leaves in the end anyway

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

My music has become rather stale

Anyone got suggestions???

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

Fuck me bro, wtf

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

😍😍😍

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

Life.

[Lewin | Wealth Pill 💊 @Wealth_Pill]

What one thing is overrated in life?

[Crumbl @crumbl]

If you're scrolling Twitter right now to avoid working, we see you and we're right there with you. Raise your hand below and we'll pick FIVE people to give 4-Pack Boxes! 👇

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

Man oh man, if somebody doesn’t hit me with a car soon then I’m going to have to do it myself

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

“i’ll tell you later”

tell me now or ima throw up

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

no babe i love when you make tweets so disturbing i have to wonder if i should call for a wellness check

[Haley Schaffer @haley_may2018]

@elliem2019 Put the damn things on

[Tobi Shiyanbola @tobishiyanbola]

Ngl, being loved genuinely can definitely improve one's quality of life. Having a partner isn’t a necessity for everyone but being with someone who just wants to make your life easier, comfortable or sweeter is an unspeakable blessing.