We’re making a list of stuff for hurricane season and bc we got so much water last year we’re getting our bulldog a life jacket bc he can’t swim but tell me why dog life jackets are so expensive 😅
I love how doctors offices can demand you’re at least 15 minutes early to your appointment and if you’re not you pay a late fee, but I’ve been sitting here for 45 minutes and haven’t seen a doctor 😒
We needed a new wallflower from bath and body works so I let Markus pick it out, we get to the check out and it was $25 🥴 I’m glad I had a gift cards lol
I went to go to lunch today only to find out Markus left me at work 😂 he only noticed when he got home and realized I wasn’t working from home today and called to ask where I was 😂
The puppy we got for Christmas is picking up his commands in Spanish faster than jynxie did but when he’s in a mood he’ll ignore both English and Spanish commands and keep doing whatever tf he wants 🙄
Yesterday I helped Markus’s mom pick out a new vacuum for their new house and then ordered it from from my Amazon so his dad wouldn’t know the price and now we’re hiding it at our house until they move 😂
Not me getting to the polling place to vote at 7 am before work only to find 30 people waiting in line and they’re all old retired people who legit have all day to vote 🙄
The dermatologist cut a spot off my freaking nose today to get tested for skin cancer and every time I yawn or crinkle my nose it hurts bc it’s no longer numb and I’m getting a rash from the band aid adhesive 🥴
And they’re talking in Spanish about how my underwear is on the floor but they don’t know how to tell me that in English and I’m so embarrassed. I’m pretending like I don’t understand anything. I hate my life 😂
They are ripping out the rest of the drywall in my apartment from the hurricane flooding and since everything we own is in a giant pile in our living room a pair of my underwear somehow ended up behind the couch and the worker found it…
I love watching the sunsets with Markus bc he’s partially colorblind so he’s always describing the colors he sees and they’re usually not how it actually looks but he’s just so sweet that I go along with it 🥹
So glad I’m a naturally anxious and a plan for everything type of person bc while everyone panics about this hurricane Markus and I are just chilling knowing we have everything
My dog knows her commands in both English and Spanish & it’s usually just Markus speaking to her in Spanish but on the rare occasions I do give her commands in Spanish and she listens it make me feel like my Spanish is 10x better than it really is 😅😂😂