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[khi @khifairy]

the worst part about dating a man is the youtube videos like… no i do not want to watch cave exploring videos at 10am

[bonk @Haley_rr]

at a party with the houston rally nuns. don’t text

[bonk @Haley_rr]

Hinge should do a “wrapped” could be traumatizing yet hilarious

[Cher @cher]

Hi

[Alex @AlexShaneMoore]

Your honor, here is a picture of my client with the gender swap filter on. Not bad, right?

[kirbybot @thekirbybot]

Kirby has accepted Christ into his heart.

[willa @poIarseltzer]

the next season of the white lotus should be set at the great wolf lodge

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

I’m in a pimpish mood

[bonk @Haley_rr]

obsessed with how I said “I want to visit philadelphia” last weekend, algorithm listened & gave me “man eats 40th rotisserie chicken in philly” videos (man was hot so naturally I started publicly thirsting), & now I am only receiving philadelphia content on all platforms

[bonk @Haley_rr]

“poland” by lil yachty but sung by mickey mouse

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the “i voted” sticker stays on during sex

[CAROLINE @sixinchvalley]

all of my problems would be solved if i had snoopy teacup

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

the walls of my stomach seeing me eat yet another crunchwrap supreme

[bonk @Haley_rr]

why didn’t anyone tell me there’s a cooking mama app

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

hate on Frozen all you want but when Hans pulled back and said “oh anna. If only there was someone that loved you” I was GAGGED