Haley Zuber

never met an animal I didn’t love

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

Half of me is terrified of Dave Portnoy but the other half of me is in complete awe of that man

[Chloe McGovern @Chloe__McGov]

With $2000 I’ll pay off my rent, credit card bill, and put a little towards the college classes I took over the summer. With $600 I’m getting Botox.

[👑Doc smooth 👑 @docsmooth718]

I Hate PENDING Payments. Just Take That Shit So I Can Start My HEALING PROCESS😭😒

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

Not a political post!!!!
Y’all stop judging me for wearing a mask in my car. I be forgetting. Also my face is cold !!!!

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

Love 2020. Never thought I would be silencing myself because I’m afraid to lose friends over my political opinion. I love you all tho (seriously don’t hate me love you boo boos)

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

Thinking about my last tweet. Thanksgiving is going to be interesting.

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

Rough when you have to unfollow family members. Can’t be friends with someone who bullies people because of who they vote for 🤷‍♀️ #justgivelove

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

What’s the proper way to eat pizza rolls without looking like a fire breathing dragon and burning my mouth Thx?????

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

IF YOU ARE BEGGING PEOPLE TO VOTE THEN INSULT THEM BECAUSE OF WHO THEY ARE VOTING FOR YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!!

[ᴮᴱᴺᶻᴱᴸ ᵂᴬˢᴴᴵᴺᴳᵀᴼᴺ @IamBennyB]

These men were touched by god the night this song was created.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Barley. He just had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor. His best friend Fluffy was also given a cone to show their support. 14/10 for both

[Tustin Jimberlake @amphetamemeee]

How_To_Love_Lil_Wayne.mp3

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

So no one finds it weird that all the car giveaway posts say something along the lines of “the original winner was under 18 so let’s try this again” or are y’all just going to keep sharing the posts ?¿

[kii⁰² @bbylionlee]

sure sex is cool but have you had someone actually listen to your song recommendations and then tell you their thoughts about it

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

My second personality is a star on Vanderpump Rules

[the benevolent cashley banks @Daibellaaa]

This is absolutely correct.

[Haley Zuber @haley_zuber]

Might see what all this hype is about and buy a @MyPillowUSA