Haley Lane

Live life with no regrets. Laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself; expect anything from anyone, the devil was once an angel

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

#LiesLiesLies

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Even good people get tired.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Loving someone means handing them a gun and trusting them not to shoot you. But what happens when you get scared and panic then accidenh pull the trigger?

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

When someone’s more interested in a light up vodka bottle than your promotion

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

This is literally my emotion 24/7 🤷‍♀️

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

I wasn’t enough.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

I’m tired of feeling for someone who doesn’t.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

I don't know what I've been doing my whole life without setting spray ❤️

[Awkward Tweets @Awkward_Tweets_]

The awkward moment when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

[Awkward Tweets @Awkward_Tweets_]

The awkward moment when you read, "explain" or "why" in a test, and you die a little inside.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

99.9% of the time I say lol just to say it 🤷‍♀️

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Who the hell buys a scratch ticket but doesn't scratch it. Dude it's IN THE NAME.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

These people need Jesus

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

And put some damn clothes on

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Put your push up bra away

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Put "what you call an ass" away

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Put yo ass away

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

When did Summer time suddenly give girls permission to take pictures with nothing on.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

Oooo beach day takes picture of only my ass. Bitch put some clothes on. I didn't sign up for the r rated shit.

[Haley Lane @haleyamber77]

The older I get, the more relatable Squidward becomes.