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on the hunt to find the best Apple fritter

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my mom danced so hard at my friends wedding that she fell and took my dad down with her.

this is GOLDEN and Bless the photographer who snapped this beautiful moment in time 🤟🏼

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adult things that cause me stress #327: deciding who’s Christmas card comes off the fridge when I need to add something new.

Do I go by time of display? Do I get more magnets? Do I get another fridge?

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You know adulthood has settled upon you when you almost cancel plans bc there’s chicken in the fridge that needs cooked

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@fuzzymittens So many safety takeaways. We SHOULD be learning how to improve policies from this informative event. Instead nurses are being spread even thinner and hospital systems are showing their loyalty lies with money, not patient safety

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@fuzzymittens Why is it even possible to override vec? It shouldnt be an overridable med. …Did it really need to even be in that Pyxis? If an emergency were to happen, I doubt vec would be paralytic of choice

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*my Mom took Zero on a walk*

“He did good. We sat and looked both ways every time we crossed a street” - my mom

Can’t take the teacher out of Kathy ❤️

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“We only feed the stray cat wet cat food on special occasions” - my parents
“Like what?” - me
“Valentine’s day” - my dad

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Some degenerate keeps adjusting the 3 hole puncher to be funny and we’re gonna have a problem

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Ive officially transitioned from beer to wine and my fridge’s shelf space has never been more thankful

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@TriageNurseMD @mcsassymd I kid you not, I once asked a funeral director who was picking up a patient and they said they use the zoos crematorium

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Mom came to visit and rang the doorbell with a dog toy in her hand.

Later caught her rubbing my dogs belly while whispering “I’m gonna be your favorite”.

😇😇♥️♥️😂😂

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@nursekelsey I GOT INTO CRNA SCHOOL!!! But more importantly, the support from my colleagues and friends is incredible ❤️

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“I’m sorry buddy but my to-do list is a little bigger than yours today” - me trying to ration to my dog why we went on the short walk route

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I don’t tweet often, but when I do it’s about life altering events

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Well I have finally reached the level of lining my mini trash cans with wrinkly plastic bags over a spare crumpled up plastic bag. Not proud of myself but also thinking about adding a second crumply back up bag

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@nursekelsey Our policy is peripheral only unless sampling from a central line. If so, no waste needed! Just a good CHG scrub per usual. Took me a bit to get used to the no waste thing & now I love it

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@realschemmshady She loves you

Also weird how you saw this immediately. It’s that 6th sense; friendship sense

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Asked my mom to edit an essay. She literally printed it off, edited it in red pen, gave me a final grade, had another peer co edit & scanned it back to me. She said I deserved a sticker 🥰

What a true badass teacher & parent

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Bringing back Twitter for the next tweet-

It’s that worthy

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@cali_kiddo Literally lol’d

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How do people who play blackjack count so fast?