I asked a guy I fucked how many people he’s fucked and his really “I only fuck people I want to date but if you wanna call me a fuckboy that’s fine”... like boy it was not that deep I just wanted to know how many women you’ve let down by not making them cum it’s fine
I walked 10k steps, did a full body shower, spent a man’s $400 on the Sephora sale, did my skincare, and blowdried my hair What are we getting into tonight ladies
need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me
Feel so sorry for everyone with magical thinking OCD…imagine believing you are at fault for the unpredictability of the world….everyone knows it’s me & me alone who brings about bad weather, illness, power outages, & political turmoil through my decision to eat 1 extra pretzel