🦝haley🦝

♎️ sun ♉️ moon ♋️rising

[🦝haley🦝 @haleybeth_96]

I asked a guy I fucked how many people he’s fucked and his really “I only fuck people I want to date but if you wanna call me a fuckboy that’s fine”... like boy it was not that deep I just wanted to know how many women you’ve let down by not making them cum it’s fine

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[gr🫶cie @hisfavstepdad]

texting

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I walked 10k steps, did a full body shower, spent a man’s $400 on the Sephora sale, did my skincare, and blowdried my hair What are we getting into tonight ladies

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[🦢 @meishato]

if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise

[🦝haley🦝 @haleybeth_96]

@marianna_crosss I went to Paris with my sister’s family and her husband spent the whole time asking ChatGPT what to do 💔

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me

[✧ @cessonmute]

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

[🦝haley🦝 @haleybeth_96]

@mildhippie always excited to see what you do with the faces! 🩷

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Feel so sorry for everyone with magical thinking OCD…imagine believing you are at fault for the unpredictability of the world….everyone knows it’s me & me alone who brings about bad weather, illness, power outages, & political turmoil through my decision to eat 1 extra pretzel

[🦝haley🦝 @haleybeth_96]

@citehchris yes (he’s dead)

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

RIP Brian Wilson. Literally moments ago finished @NifMuhammad’s beautiful book There’s Always This Year, which features this passage.

[Sol 🍂 @autumnpard]

women in HAMSTER (humanities, art, music, social sciences, theatre, economics and rhetoric)

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

drinking Presidentes at Chili’s

[🦝haley🦝 @haleybeth_96]

@mildhippie obsessed with the blue turtles! and the tree is SO good! 🤩

[🦝haley🦝 @haleybeth_96]

@Ferd_Turgeson think this needs the hodag too