haley bolon

[Kevin Gates @iamkevingates]

I want some French toast

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

I would pay big money for a compilation of videos of the first 5 seconds I get into a hot car

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

@amklock8 @jamie_kogut mrs butterworths?

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

Blows my mind that orderves is spelled hors d’oeuvres

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

Guess who just found out yams and sweet potatoes are the same thing

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

Professor just asked what an epidemiologist is and some girl near me goes “skin doctor”

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

@nicolesusan5 The sprite would rejuvenate your soul

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

happy Friday

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

The day that I don’t burn the roof of my mouth eating pizza will be the day I dump a whole jar of blue cheese on my head

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

send help my dad is watching Hallmark Christmas movies

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

do not mistake my kindness for wheat thins

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

@kendallmillz he had some interesting theories

[tiz @tizzhere]

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The plural of tortoise is tortellini

[itsjulep @ju_lepore]

Life goes on , days get brighter

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

live your life instead of trying to prove you have one!!!

[haley bolon @haleybolon]

@kendallmillz I can’t help myself

[Jenn McAllister @jennmcallister]

U could have the world in the palm of ur hands, u still might drop it