Haley White

Avoiding costumes since 1993.

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@ashealo I’m afraid I may be old people.

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@ashealo 👀

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@A_W_Grafton Liar

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@melmansfield 😆

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

Lots of people claiming the have the “best dad ever” today. Can’t have more than one best so this is pretty suspicious behavior, if you ask me.

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@ashealo yes but direct flight to JAN

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

Can confirm. Nothing makes me laugh harder.

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

I hope that when I'm old and grey, I'll still be able to laugh at videos of people falling down. http://t.co/Updysyvb

[Megan Coyne @megancoyne23]

posting anti-trump tweets since 2015… just like me fr

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

new pope just dropped

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

His influence

[claire @claireyael]

I’m no reply girl, but I am a like girl. I like a lot of tweets, a lot of stories, overall a lot of posts. I’m a giver. A lover of like. I love a tap on the heart, you could say.

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@emilymerrywoman 😆 Or enjoy them, frankly!

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

When I think about how I spent so much of my twenties pretending that I liked Wes Anderson movies more than, say, Nora Ephron movies, I feel sad for younger me for not realizing that the actual cool thing was to just like what I liked!

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@ashealo Ahh! Okay then. ✅

[Haley White @haleybraggwhite]

@ashealo No!

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I would’ve bought tickets. This is my eras tour.