hay

[hay @haleychristine_]

I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help, not even Mom's

[c @caitlyntyler21]

take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Lu @_Lucero_r]

nba is rigged and no one can convince me otherwise

[Daniel Brennan | 📚 92/100 @DanielJBrennan_]

Valentine’s Day + Ash Wednesday?!!? This is the Catholic Barbenheimer

[hay @haleychristine_]

when i die, everyone who has ever taken a bad photo of me has to get up at the funeral and show the photo and explain themselves

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

when i get to heaven i hope there’s hot dog street vendors outside like a concert

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i save for retirement when i can buy knickknacks

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

The nba playoffs ain’t done yet?

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

not yall apparently

[hay @haleychristine_]

count your days netflix, i want a WRITTEN apology after this mess

[shersters @shersters]

Me waiting for this live all day only to see its not working #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[hay @haleychristine_]

do i actually enjoy yoga or am i just 25 and unsure of what to do with my free time?

[hay @haleychristine_]

the container store is one of those places that you truly need to be in the top 1% to shop at. every time i walk into that place i wish i wouldn’t just stayed in my lane and tax bracket

[hay @haleychristine_]

nothing better than seeing your ex landlord on tik tok bragging about being a millionaire from becoming a slum lord 🥰🥰

[hay @haleychristine_]

i was really my psychiatrist’s last appointment before she hit send on an email announcing she’s closing her practice and leaving the country 💀💀

[hay @haleychristine_]

nothing more humbling than realizing the bar is catering to your “too old to be out rn” demographic…scale it back with the summer hits of 2013, im offended

[hay @haleychristine_]

@SayItAintSloan my spray tan lady has them available…should i do it

[hay @haleychristine_]

the real reason our generation doesn’t want to have kids, get married, or work is bc we don’t want to get kicked off of the family phone plan