Haley Clair

I like to nap and rap.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

I interrupt my 2 year twitter hiatus to say @taylorswift13 is still the greatest performer and lyricist of all time and yes I will be at tonight’s show as well. #ErasTour #ErasTourKc

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

It’s a whole different kind of Red Friday today #TaylorsVersion

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

We’ve had a lot of wrong deliveries come to our house lately….But the holy water is definitely the strangest thus far.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

Nothing makes me feel emotion like early 2000s punk music.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

Why do straight white men love to say “my buddy” instead of just say “my friend”?

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

The #NFLDraft reminds me a lot of sorority bids. Basically the same thing.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

I’m tired of people on social media saying things like “Oh you’re tired, well I’m more tired because I’m a mom.” Or “That’s funny, you don’t even know what’s it’s like to be tired you don’t have kids”. People who don’t have kids are also human. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

Cargo pants are apparently making a comeback and I just don’t think now is the time.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

I just need everyone to know I got my Covid vaccine because I’m super excited and haven’t been this happy about anything for a long, long time.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

In an argument with @Coach_Taylor_ about @Gatorade. Does Gatorade with a twisty top taste better than one without?

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

People’s Christmas lawn decorations really stress me out. Today I saw a house with an inflatable octopus, some reindeer and Santa, and a nativity set on the side. Like, what is the theme here?

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[Harrison Taylor @Coach_Taylor_]

Super proud of @haleyclair and her new PR on the 6 minute walk at Mayo Clinic!!!

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

Congrats to all the ICU nurses who can now do their neuro assessments by asking their patient who the president is without wanting to shudder.

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

In the end, Donald Trump went out the same way he came in — losing the popular vote by historic margins.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

“you made her like that...” #vote #BiddenHarris2020

Bought this shirt specifically for this moment ⁦@taylorswift13⁩

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

Hey @hotelsdotcom! Wilkey loves going on big adventures and then crawling into bed for snuggles!! #CreatureCritics

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

The cashier at Hyvee had the nerve to ask me how my YEAR has been.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

Me waiting for @taylorswift13 to send me a cardigan... #Folklore

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

I’ll never forgive @Skittles for changing the green skittle from lime to green apple. So gross.

[Haley Clair @haleyclair]

“This is not party time, this is getting ready for bed time” says @Coach_Taylor_....to our dog.