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go cats

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

It’s been 3 years, but still effects so many. Don’t text and drive! It can wait! #TextFreeForTita #titatough

[Denton Police Department @DENTONPD]

April is Distracted Driver Awareness Month. With that, we share this video and remind you to #justdrive #Denton
https://t.co/J4wrJ1VAIK

[Grace Valentine @GraceV96]

People may not like you, but you're not a product to be enjoyed or a restaurant waiting on a Yelp review. You're a child of God. So don't stress about those who don't like you, trust in your God who says "you're mine."

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

This Burger is Bussin' haha right kids?

...right?

Please just buy our burgers.

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

My family & I judge my sisters mood based on her frat lights...
Blue: sad
Yellow/white: happy
Red/pink: netflix
Purple: mad & typically reorganized her whole room
Top light: Too angry to speak
Pearl/ green: hungry

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

I’m sorry but A Bugs Life will always be the best Disney Pixar movie
I will forever miss the Bugs Life land in Disney :(

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

Nothing gets me over a crush faster than remembering that he’s probably a puker

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

I was just informed I can’t base life decisions from my horoscope..

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

Thanks madre pt2.

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

Not to be that guy but my future husband HAS to be able to play an instrument. Imagine: him on the guitar Me on the recorder.. power couple

[m o l l s @MollieStroup]

Men are trash and I am a raccoon

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

My new favorite thing to hear is how much @yost_sydney and I remind them of Jess from New Girl :)

[hannah @hanhalter]

Not to be dramatic but if my future husband doesn’t dance with me in the kitchen to Morgan Wallen I’ll just have to get a divorce

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

If my future husband doesn’t let me sit by the pool with the kids while he does yard work and after they go to sleep dance to country music with me while drinking.. I don’t think I want it.

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

To man I sang Miley Cyrus to on the high way.. i hope you enjoyed. if it’s meant to be swipe right

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

Last night I had a dream that I met my soulmate. Needless to say he cheated on me. I should’ve known by the one cross earring & tik tok hair. I woke up accepting being forever alone :)

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

@ianvn02 Changed it :)

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

My dads in New York with the Navy working 12+ hour shifts a day for y’all to still not take this seriously

[haley coffman @haleycoffman2]

So um. If we could all stay inside please. I’m missing the frats.. and school of course.. but frats..

[layla🙉 @layloserr]

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.