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I got a freaky old lady named Cocaine Katy who embroiders all my jeans ☼Virgo ☾Libra ↑Taurus

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

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[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

Pete Wells is such a curmudgeon

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

my favorite ex situationship got a puppy today

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I once read somewhere that after an especially exhausting life,some souls choose to reincarnate as a tree spending a century just resting. I haven't looked at trees the same since then

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

today I learned I’m allergic to gooseberries

[bug 🍊 @bug_socks]

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

Sorry I can’t hang out Friday I’m booked n busy

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

BOOOOOOOO BOO YOU

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We need to focus on finishing Colossus 2 and ensuring it is extremely stable, then will build the water recycling plant

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

@ZohranKMamdani @ZohranKMamdani pls address above :)

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

Hi Mr. Mayor @ZohranKMamdani - I hope you see this as there was an incident on the subway in which I believe a fellow New Yorker needed Narcan - while I try to always carry, I didn’t have it on me. I asked the conductor of a major subway line the Q, if they kept it on them(cont.)

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

@ZohranKMamdani @ZohranKMamdani

[artsartsarts @_artsartsarts]

i can’t get over seeing a braid in space … the simplicity & humanity of it … i could cry … we started in caves and now we’re all the way up there
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[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how women's lives actually look like without men

[trash jones @jzux]

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

this didn’t age well it was the worst winter of my life fuck that stupid ass late early order

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

the next 5 months of darkness feels less heavy bc this - this is fuckin love

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

some may believe the content of the bit is the mark of a good bit but nay - it is but the longevity of the bit that matters in the end

[Hales @haleycoleeee]

we need a woman president fr