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Drive Monkey Drive! She/They

[haley @haleyditt]

No one can touch me today I opened one of my half gram dabs and it had two packages in it. It’s like receiving a double stuffed reward.

[haley @haleyditt]

Some auto company in the states somehow got my classroom phone number and the calls are so entertaining. Someone just screamed FUCK when I told them it’s the wrong number and I’m staring at my kids going off having their friday dance party and I’m so happy where I am.

[haley @haleyditt]

I’ve been starting everyday with doggyland affirmations for my kids and it’s to the point they know the lyrics and it kills me that I’m getting paid to introduce these kids to snoop dog.

[aca ೃ༄ @zzcapss]

Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you and I think that’s wonderful

[haley @haleyditt]

Still the best movie line I’ll probably ever connect with. Whoever this comes by I seriously love you with all my heart. I love you.

[haley @haleyditt]

My whole life whenever I watch this movie I connect so hard to this part. I have never felt a line so deep inside me with how I feel. I love everyone entirely and I’ve always tried to show everyone I meet.

[haley @haleyditt]

I work a block from humpy’s and I walk in for my weekend beer and they are playing Tarzan Boy, thank you for scratching the deepest itch of my brain

[haley @haleyditt]

My nonverbal student just said a whole sentence to me and I wanna cry I’m so happy, my day is made.

[haley @haleyditt]

what would you like me to say… just communicate not stalk me

[haley @haleyditt]

I am pissing myself, I have waited over half a decade for more bee and puppycat and now I’m about to binge and not stop pissing

[sarita𐙚 @uglymomm]

oh him?? that’s just my emotional support ex bf

[haley @haleyditt]

This is literally me and Matty every time we get stoned

[haley @haleyditt]

@jungledolphiiin Yeah! I just started this school year and I am already in love with all of my kids I tell them everyday

[haley @haleyditt]

Thank jesus spirit week is ending with a pajama day, I’m cozy and the kids look so fucking cute.

[haley @haleyditt]

I finally saw my classroom today for the first time and I wanna cry, I have a mini kitchen

[haley @haleyditt]

Of course Matty comes home 3 weeks early from his work trip and I’m out of state for god knows how long

[haley @haleyditt]

Matty bought me 6 expensive ass plants today then took me to the south market to buy me 2 pieces of jewlery, now we are at king st getting beers getting ready to go out with friends for fresh fish and oysters. Everyday this man surprises me, I’m so in love

[haley @haleyditt]

“When I got my first apartment back in 2004”
‘Oh yeah when I started kindergarten’

[haley @haleyditt]

Dating with an age gap is really fun cause your constantly burning each other for being super old or a baby.

[Lady Haleth @ladyhaleth_x]

goodnight