Haley Duscha

The Ocean State| University of New Haven '17|AΣΑ

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Joke is on you all because I’ve always bought extra toilet paper and paper towel 😛

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Major Character Flaw - I buy plants when I’m stressed

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Eat your heart out

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Mistake of the week: adding my mom on LinkedIn

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Getting drunk snapchats from my little bro is both fun and scary— because who let him out of his dorm wearing that shirt?

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So my mom calls my dad “lover bunny” and I aspire to call my future husband that with cuz that shit’s hilarious 😂

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I made $10 today off my dad just by putting my hair up like The Emperors New Groove

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THIS 👏 IS 👏 FOR 👏 YOUR 👏OWN 👏 HEALTH👏 #supportschoollunch

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@nikkilauretta THIS IS MY EVERYDAY STRUGGLE! Like will I even be comfortable sitting on floor pillows- probably not- but I’ll damn well take out a loan to afford them

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@gracelawson Oh my god 🙄 I can’t even imagine

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My mom told me she was happy I spent the last year “being on my own” 🙄 But now she has the audacity to tell me to “get workin” on grand babies 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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@gracelawson Same with my mom she already started buying baby clothes and no one is even pregnant that we know 😂

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@gracelawson Lol it sounds like something your mom would say too 😭😂

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Anyone else mad about the fact you go to the eye doctor to get new glasses and they make you wear glasses. You end up squinting at new pairs and can’t even see what you’re trying on like ??????

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Check engine light came on, cracked my computer screen, AND think I broke a toe... Happy Tuesday 🙃

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So talked to my dad about my research and this is what he said....

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@bmctigue34 I’m finally going to see it today... RIP

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Sooo they cancelled my half marathon for rain tomorrow... Texas talks a big game but doesn’t come through for you 🙄