Haley

I like flowers of any kind (except roses, they are cliché)

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

I love Josh, he is my best friend

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Parker started this new thing where he holds my elbow while I change his diaper and I’d like to think that’s his way of saying “I just love ya mom” 🥺

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Parker laughed for the first time last night and I think I died and went to heaven

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

There are so many things I never understood until I became a mom

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Look at this sweet angel 🥺

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Lol guys I had a baby this morning

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

without yahoo answers how else will i know am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be preg

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Decorating P’s nursery is my favvvvvv

[charlie @chunkbardey]

HATE when i’m saying something serious and i accidentally rhyme. i am not the lorax!!!!!!

[Raymond Chang @tweetraychang]

To love your neighbor is to care about the things that harm and impact them, but may not harm and impact you.

[Poe Zone 666 @PrairieIre]

Me watching Goofy Movie: no way it gets any goofier than this

Me watching Extremely Goofy Movie: mother of god

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

The year was 2015 and it was good.

That’s the whole tweet.

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Eating for two is one thing but nourishing for two is another 😅

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Josh: do you think our kid is going to have your overlapping toes?

🥴

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

@_AMDouglas Literally and figuratively 😭

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Charles who? Prince of who???? Lmk

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

@Lisaaaakay Literally every show I watch 😂😅

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Princess Diana really just deserved more 😭😭😭

[Haley @haleyeeaton]

Can I just say that I am pissed Parson got re-elected