Haley Lanphear

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

obsessed with this tiktok series of a bunch of guys taking shots of different liquors and trying to guess if it’s the real brand liquor or the costco knockoff complete with it’s own theme song entitled Can It Kirkland

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

For dinner I ate chips and guac followed by a pint of chocolate Haagen Dazs 🥴

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

I die a little inside every time I have to ask the baristas to make my coffees decaf 🙁

[makayla @makaylathinks]

i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight

[Taylor 🥰 @tee_pottz]

if you go to Trader Joe’s with a list you want to see yourself fail. you gotta let the spirit of Joe guide you through the store

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

i just ordered $65 tights...TIGHTS good god

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

in the past month, i’ve spent $140 on starbucks what in the fuck

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

i just spent $200 at trader joe’s YESTERDAY and my stupid dumb spending money ass is currently at fucking taco bell :))))))

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

wow going through my snapchat memories really made me ✨depressed✨ ☺️🥰😍

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

why did i black out at buffalo wild wings on a tuesday???? 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

update:

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

i told my friend i was feeling sad and this was her response 🥺 BIG DICK ENERGY ❤️

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

this guy told me i was pretty yesterday at work and i literally stopped to genuinely tell him thank you 🥺 most guys catcall and are disrespectful but this guy was just such a sweet little dude

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

ok why is it that when everyone is home and on the wifi my shit loads just fine BUT when NO ONE IS FUCKING HOME and i’m THE ONLY ONE USING THE WIFI IT WONT FUCKING LOAD

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

i just went to TWO taco bells, one was closed the other only had tacos 🥴 so then i’m like ok i’ll get jack in the box and the one i went to was OUT OF RANCH

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

working customer service when you feel dead inside is pergatory ✨

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

YOO my step daughter just looked me dead in the eyes and says “haley how come your boobies are small?” 😂😂😭😭😭

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

also “you can keep your heart open if they decide to open their door, but until then continue on your path.” like fuck

[Haley Lanphear @haleyeilleene]

yesterday my therapist told me to “stop knocking on the door of those who aren’t answering” & damn i felt that