My mom is scrolling through Facebook, looks at me and says, “Oh my gosh this is so you.”
She then proceeds to read the post out loud: “My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, lost and very confused.”
Will and I are at a Chinese restaurant and an older guy just asked for “American” chow mein… I don’t have a “quiet face” so my expressions were just our in the wild like:
@WGLarson Baseball has been trying to ‘save tradition’ by making games shorter, adding pitch clocks, expanded playoffs, jersey ads, gambling integrations, endless sponsorships, etc. The Bananas just admitted they’re in the entertainment business and leaned all the way into it.
This might just be my ADHD talking, but am I the only one who has to watch training videos at 1.25x or 1.5x speed, or I’m bored to tears? My brain is actively trying to check out of this HR training…
Minneapolis has the No. 1 Adopt-a-Drain program in the country. The program has hit a major milestone: more than one million pounds of debris collected nationally since its creation. You can be part of the next million — adopt a drain in your neighborhood. https://t.co/KGr0JTO4Jq
A "vicious" fight breaks out between BFF's Archie DeBrincat and Patrick Kane III at Johnny's Ice House on Patrick Kane Day in Chicago. @88PKane@Brinksy97
My husband and I have been canning and making our pantry items for a long time now with all of our garden antics and I’m officially in my sourdough phase. I named my sourdough starters Dolly Starton and her child, Bready Mercury.
1 on for Kyle Farmer, who swings at the first pitch from Valdez and sends it to the stands in left field, a 2-RUN HOMER! @Twins now lead 3-0 in the 2nd...