haley

MSSW, LCSW || She/Her

[haley @haleygoodbar]

When your card declines at therapy but I’m your therapist so I kiss you on the forehead and tell you it’s gonna be ok

[haley @haleygoodbar]

Being with a Mexican man is interesting because why am I getting targeted ads for immigration attorneys

[haley @haleygoodbar]

@tacobell please keep the rolled steak poblano quesadilla forever

[haley @haleygoodbar]

A lot of clean, modern, bright white wedding venues out there, but where are the dark and mysterious ones

[haley @haleygoodbar]

@sarahbeerls They are squeaky clean fortunately

[haley @haleygoodbar]

I love this man so much I’ve been on my knees cleaning his baseboards

[haley @haleygoodbar]

Told my oldest we were gonna go to some stores today and she said “all I wanted to do today was sit on the couch” and she’s so real for that

[haley @haleygoodbar]

I know I did not just see this dude smoking a blunt in the car rider line

[haley @haleygoodbar]

@alatus_l0v It’s a change purse

[haley @haleygoodbar]

(I ripped my boyfriends shirt at emo night)

[haley @haleygoodbar]

It’s illegal for me to get drunk without doing something embarrassing even at my big age, it’s not my fault

[haley @haleygoodbar]

@metal728x @gothgordongekko @ppyowna Well I used to complain when essays could only be 500 words bc wym? I have points to make and things to discuss

[haley @haleygoodbar]

I miss being hot near the equator

[haley @haleygoodbar]

Look at my bald cat

[haley @haleygoodbar]

@sarahbeerls Thank you angel 🫶

[haley @haleygoodbar]

Taking my first lil weekend trip with my boyfriend this week 🫶

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

[haley @haleygoodbar]

@sarahbeerls I accept this more than basically asking to be broken up with

[haley @haleygoodbar]

My most recent ex would say this and it was so annoying 😭

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time

[haley @haleygoodbar]

Sponsors by: the cheese grater attachment for the kitchen aid mixer

[haley @haleygoodbar]

I stopped buying pre shredded cheese this year and it has actually changed my life