Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️

Writer. Music aficionado. Reader. Hockey nut. I mostly just post about my dog or chunks of song lyrics. Occasionally a random thought or two.

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

Keeping the blue for-freaking-ever

[minie @servcuntmin]

YOONGIS FACE AFTER BEING TOLD TO TAKE LEAD FOR THE INTRODUCTION)2)/ 😭😭😭 namjoon come back

[elsie⁷ @wildflowerseven]

you’re laughing. they turned jungkook into a dog and you’re laughing.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

sex on your wedding night:
• awkward
• disappointing

un-tying the ribbon around your neck, causing your head to fall to the floor:
• unexpected
• Goth as hell
• honeymoon prank for the ages

[Kevin Billingslea @kevbillingslea]

Just a friendly reminder that 87 people were shot - 34 of which were killed - in three mass shootings in the last two weeks.

Thought y’all might have forgotten, since nobody is talking about it anymore.

Stop forgetting. Give a shit for more than four days.

Please.

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

@heyheatherr @jjhoeffner I’m waiting to wake up, when I do I’ll text you guys about this awesome dream.

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

Maybe I would’ve been something you’d be good at

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

Also, I’m starting to think moving down here was a big mistake. But staying in NH would’ve been too. So where does that leave me?

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

Every trip to Walmart makes me lose faith in humanity more and more.

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

@heyheatherr GIRL SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

Officially found and applied for the perfect second rescue pup AND I’M SO IMPATIENT WAITING FOR A CALL AND WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE GETS HER AND AGH.

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

@heyheatherr It was Mally’s anniversary present. I was so mad. Luckily she’s only here til May/June

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

When your roommate is mad that the dog left her bone on the kitchen floor SO SHE THROWS IT AWAY 😒

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Please let me back in the house?

[Max Bemis @maxbemis]

This is for everyone who has forgiven me and taken the time to redeem the guilty. I love you guys. https://t.co/V3fujjByUH

[kassy @kassy]

this Chinese four generations meme is so wholesome omg

[kassy @kassy]

the challenge involves four generations of family members making an appearance so a son calls his dad who calls his dad who calls his dad

[Kevin Billingslea @kevbillingslea]

HGTV: “My husband duct tapes wood pallets to walls, and I’m a therapist for gas pumps. Our home budget is $3,400,000.”

[Kevin Billingslea @kevbillingslea]

This is basically Jim Halpert’s keynote speech for the Sabré Pyramid.

[Haley 🧜🏻‍♀️ @haleyhurricane]

@AnneMytych I JUST started the show less than a week ago and I’m already in the middle of season 3! It’s hilarious!