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[haley @haleyjo2098]

“What’s up bitches”

[haley @haleyjo2098]

@shelbykayekolu I did! :)

[haley @haleyjo2098]

I am driving very slowly home because my dad called me and told me to alright not because im a pussy

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

halloween is such a special holiday for bossy girlfriends and good sport boyfriends

[haley @haleyjo2098]

I sing the jimmy neutron theme song multiple times a day in my head #jimmysmom

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

A woman’s medical history – including her history of abortion care – is protected under HIPAA, regardless of her state’s abortion laws.

My Executive Order makes that clear.

[haley @haleyjo2098]

“It was so disgusting… I took a picture if you wanna see it” the answer is yes. Every time.

[haley @haleyjo2098]

Old bitch ordering food at the table next to me. “I would like onion rings with no onions please”

[haley @haleyjo2098]

Bitches who make strawberry rhubarb desserts. Thank you

[haley @haleyjo2098]

Who do I give all my attention to? The man at the bar who says “I’m buying all her drinks for the rest of the night”

[haley @haleyjo2098]

You know when all else fails, I get to spoon my dog every night. That’s a good life right there.

[haley @haleyjo2098]

You know how in movies people stand in the shower to start it like ?? That shit is so cold when it first comes out wtf

[haley @haleyjo2098]

I just love the smell of a Subway

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The new Eric Church album is awesome.

[haley @haleyjo2098]

“Diversity is being invited to the party; inclusion is being asked to dance.”

[haley @haleyjo2098]

A man named Carl came to my door this morning asking if I’d seen his dog who ran off last night after a deer. Let’s all send some positive vibes to Carl and his dog so they can find each other again ✨✨

[haley @haleyjo2098]

Not everyone you lose is a loss

[haley @haleyjo2098]

My dog Sophie threw up this morning, cried, and crawled onto my chest and I cradled her like a god damn baby. I will kill for this bitch.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Simple approach, effective results https://t.co/OUQxmhrrDk

[haley @haleyjo2098]

Man I love captain crunch, but that Captain be crunching the roof of my god damn mouth