Haley Parrish

don't let the muggles get you down.

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

i think a requirement for attending the met gala must’ve been that you dress as though you’re from the capitol a la the hunger games

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

*it’s 2am*
my brain: you up?
me: yes
brain: …
me: don’t do it
brain: …
me: …
brain: …
me: …please no

brain: *deep breath* you gotta know when to hold ‘em (WHEN TO HOLD ‘EM) know when to fold ‘em (WHEN TO FOLD ‘EM) know when to walk awayyyyy know when to run!!!

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

i just stopped a tantrum mid-scream with a perfectly executed “mom look.” i was impressed with myself at first, but now i’m concerned i peaked early

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

“harry potter and the one where if he had just listened to hermione, sirius would still be alive” - that’s what they should’ve called book 5.

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

hi this debate is giving me a tummy ache so if you need me i’ll be watching new girl in my bedroom

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

I just wrote a review on purifying face cleanser https://t.co/Ux2UYpU3L3 via @yotpo

i❤️❤️❤️tula

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

“hocus pocus is one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen. i was so annoyed you made me watch that.” -trevor

grounds for divorce or...?

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

one of my least favorite things about the internet is that face beauty bloggers make after they finish putting on their makeup

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

matthew mcconaughey for president 🇺🇸

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

happy 244th birthday America

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

had a dream the other night that i was at a coffee shop called pumpkin potter’s. it was harry potter themed and specialized in pumpkin flavored things, and the more i think about it the more it seems like a flawless business idea.

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

now my debt is paid, it is paid in full by the precious blood that my Jesus spilled. now the curse of sin has no hold on me. whom the Son sets free, oh, is free indeed.

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

@trevorparrish also wheel of fortune rules

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

@trevorparrish umm only cuz you had the news on this morning so this is what was playing when i turned on the television 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Trevor Parrish @trevorparrish]

CHIEEEEEEEEEEEFS!!!

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

this morning i woke up to .@trevorparrish sitting on the couch in his bathrobe watching the news. so basically his dad-o-meter is rising at an alarming rate.

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

neither of the tvs in our house are working currently and tbh i feel like a cave person

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

.@trevorparrish in dad mode is one of my favorite things in the whole entire world 😍😭🥰💙

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

also, i <3333 disney+

[Haley Parrish @haleyjparrish]

that’s so raven is quality television