Haley Hardy

BSU. God is good

[kdot ➐ @just_kdot]

U EVER had SEX wit somebody & WHOLE TIME YOU in yo head like “YEA DIS AINT IT“😭

[prance @bocxtop]

this vegetarian shit easy, I eat oatmeal for breakfast and the rest of the day I survive off my feelings of superiority

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

happy mother’s day to all the pixar moms with absolute dump truck asses

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

X Æ A-12 popped outta grimes cut his own umbilical cord and walked over to Elon and said “for the last 9 months I’ve been all ears...now, let’s talk numbers ✍️✍️✍️”

[Corn 🦦 @sneeted]

X Æ A-12: 01101001 00011001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101110 01100111 01110010 01111001

his mom: wtf he say

elon musk: he hungry

[James @CaucasianJames]

listening to shakira to get my swagger back

[jas @jjashole]

anyone else say “shut yo ass up” before skipping a youtube add??😂

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

Damn when black mirror saying shit is too wild shit is too wild

[Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui]

thinking about this queen

[catholic intimacy coach @TheWarOnProtein]

Reply to this tweet and I will tell you if you are an Elkay LZS8WSLK or an Elkay LZSDL8LC

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

everyone: fuck literally how could this year get any worse

2020: