haley

four stars out of five

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism.

Less pizza, more gym, habibi.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Zach Bryan Wears 'Free Palestine' Shirt at Robert Kraft's Gillette Stadium https://t.co/qt1a77hQqD

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

Men can’t even speak up in their own group chats. Y’all are scared of EACH OTHER but expect us to feel safe around you? lol got it

[haley @haleyontwit]

@Colts @RuoffMortgage Shane Steichen in 3 days you will begin to cough

[Brigette @Brigette912]

I’ve seen enough. Hang the banner.

[Eliah Drinkwitz @CoachDrinkwitz]

Man! Yall are weird….. Winners WIN!!! I know that’s RIGHT!!!!!
#MIZ

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Harry Styles has announced the second leg of the Together, Together Tour!

https://t.co/69TzhEN5mX

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Inside of you there are two lions

And they're both lost in a cornfield in Indiana

[HSD Together On Tour @hsdtogethertour]

The new arrangement for Kiwi interpolates ‘Daft Punk is Playing At My House’ by LCD Soundsystem on stage at Madison Square Garden in New York City - 26 August (via itsalexmars)

[fofo & sem saúde mental | VIU O SEPULTURA 🩻 @ojaookkk]

engenheiro: "meu deus precisamos da ponte perfeita"
eu:

[haley @haleyontwit]

@charli_xcx Tears 🧎‍♀️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Fernando Mendoza’s first touchdown pass.

[honeybaked @davibroui]

I thought he was saying hi to me in minionese but he’s just Italian

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Charlie Puth finally admits he said "I'm hungies" https://t.co/oBMZmK7H4E

[NBA @NBA]

The @emirates NBA Cup 2026 Championship will be played in Indianapolis!

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The last 12 months of NBA basketball have been an elaborate plot uniquely designed to torture fans of the Indiana Pacers

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Donald Trump on the NBA: “It’s a little left wing but it’s great entertainment.”

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.