haley

[haley @haleyplummer_]

my brother is in Cali & this is the only pic he sends me on his trip 🤦🏼‍♀️

[haley @haleyplummer_]

i think it’s about time for me to retire

[haley @haleyplummer_]

@amybackshots @Cee_bristol @kaitlyn_marvin why do i feel like this is why you answer me

[haley @haleyplummer_]

good morning to everybody but my patient that just asked me if i’m crippled

[. @666ush]

omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME

[haley @haleyplummer_]

jordan rly just woke up at 5:30 to shovel the driveway for me before i go to work, i don’t deserve this man 🥺

[haley @haleyplummer_]

@gossmir this is absolutely right

[haley @haleyplummer_]

haven’t updated twitter since Millee was a puppy. she is getting so big 😭

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

nice nasa t-shirt you piece of shit name 5 planets you’ve been to

[Logan Kelly @logan_kellyy20]

#NewProfilePic

[Baba Jaga👹 @SackChaserSmvsh]

Restaurant messes up my order:
My girl:

[haley @haleyplummer_]

why am i not rich

[brit @brittsy__]

Me: can I see your ID please

Underage girls thinking they’re slick:

[Hannah @HannahBlackorby]

My dog screams like this when anything inconveniences him