Haley Retka

I do spreadsheets and sass. // she/her

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

I just keep getting older and reading emails.

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@tinystride @designbizco

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@tinystride https://t.co/3z5NzVR1cD

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@tinystride @jessemrrw

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@tinystride https://t.co/ElTo1WGSIN

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

RIP to the Bed Bath & Beyond at Brannan & 9th in SF and only the one at Brannan & 9th.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Bed Bath & Beyond said Sunday that it filed for bankruptcy, after the 52-year-old retailer failed to fully reckon with the rise of online shopping. Closing sales at the company’s 360 Bed Bath & Beyond stores and 120 Buy Buy Baby stores will begin Wednesday.https://t.co/L01BoZ6ReL

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@calebsaysthings My first thought after hearing the Chiefs won was, “oh, Caleb is going to be so happy.”

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@totorobabelive AMAZING WORK!!

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@judson Crema won’t do well in a depressed household do NOT read or watch!

[eli 🕯✨ @nienna121]

lord, in your mercy, hear my mf prayer 😤

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@jesseraub Fondly remembering a time I asked a barista to make a cappuccino in my 12oz reusable tumbler and he anxiously asked to make sure I was aware it would not fill the whole tumbler. I wish I’d responded “I assure you, 6oz is plenty of beverage.”

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@calebsaysthings Truly God bless them.

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@shippensburg @CellArts1 Can you please DM me the name? I just moved back to Seattle, love pizza and am trying to be happy to be here and if I am served this my heart will break.

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@poptherock303 You deserve it, bb.

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@poptherock303 But you still couldn’t turn it off, yeah?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Mija @hi_mija]

BREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of warm soft bed even tho she is so so comfy

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@judson @jessemrrw

[Haley Retka @haleyretka]

@ZEROSUlTSAMUS I’m so sorry.