Haley Rode

late bloomer

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Worst thing about quarantine was the dementors

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Getting ready to go to court with one landlord while simultaneously receiving premature birthday wishes from another. life is silly, isn’t it?

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The sweetest Utah postal lady remembered me from last winter as the “Massachusetts kid”

One of few things getting me through rn.

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https://t.co/LfUIjVTSch

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Not unlike kevin from home alone, except the screaming is internal

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Please fucking vote.

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Started lifting again: pro
Ripped a whole in the ass of one of (maybe) 2 pairs of jeans I own: con

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I think the most important item carried in my fanny pack is a temporary tattoo of @KelseyRode from 2 yrs ago

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The next old man that orders multiple beers but doesn’t tip is:
a. Wearing his drink!
b. Getting his beer thrown in the river!
c. All of the above but also barked at!

Tip your fucking servers, folks. It’s not that hard!

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New lake street dive album and green river fest weekend. Feeling euphoric.

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Wow iron claw fucking wrecked me

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Brain fog at work so bad I spelled my own name wrong, fuck

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Coworker is playing the avalanches at the new bar in Charlemont. Euphoria.

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Goddamn banger. Song of the summer. https://t.co/Fj5a7zjerr

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https://t.co/VSsuOqXUWO

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Cocktail in a coffee cup to go

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Winter flew by, huh?

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Also new waxahatchee and Lake Street Dive this summer, the music kid in me is FLOORED. I’m about to be so fucking annoying, sorry in advance 🤷🏽‍♀️

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I like this trend of Maggie and Beyoncé dropping music in the same season

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Offered to carry a man’s skis into the shop I work at. Saw him reach into his pocket thinking I was getting a tip, but was handed an Irish-themed temporary tat instead. I hate St. Patty’s Day.

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Sibling group chat is getting silly