haley

god forbid a bitch like me catches a vibe

[Tierra @callhertee]

I can’t believe OJ said he scared to walk down the street cause he might b standing next to the killer

[hannah @shamediarist]

accusing my dog of weaponized incompetence

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[haley @haleyry11]

EVERYBODY SITTING IN SILENCE IN THE DARK IS KILLLINGGG ME

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

"Meth head? Nigga ima fucking electrician!" And watch what he do😂😭

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[cris @goldfiregodking]

no can't say i've noticed that

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Frat guy coworker was showing me his Notes app filled with potential Instagram captions and one was “Hard to think outside of the box when I’m always in it”

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

girls be acting freaky at the wrong time you at the drive thru and you ask her what she want and she's like "You" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

[★ ★ ★ ★ ★ @spoilshana]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[jay | matt damon shady facts @club_yeoh]

trump after all these assassination attempts

[derri just had to take a DETOUR @derrlck]

listening to an old playlist of mine and gagging at my own taste

[miia @miiagarro]

but your honor you know how i get

[seiya @systole_]

When the sun hits just right and you feel like you genuinely deserve to live

[y/n @hatsunemitski3]

i remember the first time i saw her and something happened to me

[haley @haleyry11]

And you know you’re really her when they call you beautiful

[mirrorball (lukas’ version) @mirrorballsec]

you know you’re chopped when they call you cute instead of hot

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

If you can convince a woman to be BM #3 you should be selling houses

[🐳 @2001V01]

I have no idea how big a medium shirt should be anymore. Could mean anything

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

i can’t believe i’m someone’s cool weird sexy older sister