haleystarrett

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Where is Shrek 5!?

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Pay attention and speak magic words

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $500 today

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I just want to start a flame in your heart

[𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝘇𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗸 @thezingersoll]

RIP Wild River Country (1985-2020)

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

It seems to become impossible to evaluate your own writing after working on it lfor so long. Is it original? Is it clear? I sincerely hope so. Very mixed feelings upon receipt. And I didn't think I'd live to see the day.

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

@OGCallieAnder21 I don’t believe u

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

I’m convinced no one in AR is taller than 6ft

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

Love how @benshapiro is a selective swearer

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

If you don’t believe in brick walls you will still be injured when you run head long into one.

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

Every bit of learning is a little death.

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

@Galban_13 riiiise and shine and give god the glory glory

[Jared @jpqwhatitdo]

My soulmate is not from my hometown

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

@mcheeeze 3 interviews for a job that only requires a high school education is unnecessarily absurd

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

Application, Interview, Hired or Not Hired. It should be that simple!

[Caitlin @caithuls]

To whoever gets him next... he’s a rat ❤️ but he’s also a chef 💔

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

Straight on red and right on red should be the same thing

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

Hate a hot guy that knows he’s hot

[haleystarrett @haleystaret]

My confidence goes up with every hour that my spray tan develops