hale bopp 💫

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

Thank you to @yoshistaxes for creating this mushroom masterpiece for me. It embodies everything i wanted and love. Can’t wait to get it printed and put up 🍄❤️

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 2 Dec 2010 (via @twi_age).

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

I love it when my cat’s tail curls around my hand like a snek

[Schmohawk @JoeTheMick]

RIP Freyja
I've got scars to remember you by, fuckin pretty bitch

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

Things Dillon Says While on GTA:

“Titty milk. Titty milk. He’s on my taint!! He wants it”

“Ohhhhhh my ass”

“Oh taints….”

“Piss out of my anus what the shit??!!!”

“Benedict! Benedict! I like my eggs Benedict cumberbatched”

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

Dillon: Babe smell this bro it’s like 5 months old it smells like straight grass

Me: (sniffing the weed flecks up into my sinuses) idk I can’t smell it

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

Everyone else drank too much except for meeeeeeeeee hahahahahahahahaha I’m bright eyed and bushy tailed this fine 630 am morning

[chimi⁷✦ @chimigraphic]

#JHOPE JACK IN THE BOX
album out on July 15, 2022.

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

What the fuck are these ups and downs what did I miss

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

@JoeTheMick You gave it all to me

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

#NewProfilePic

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

How come just simply talking makes me feel bad that I’m bothering someone

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

@Arbys where the hell are my brown sugar bacon BLTs?! It’s been years. I look forward to it every summer… don’t do this to me 💔

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

Yeah but if she was fat or not cookie cutter Instagram “pretty” y’all would be hating

[Beaner JDA  @HeelJDA]

If she eat like this? She’s a keeper 😌

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

DILLON COMES HOME TOMORROW 🥰❤️🥹

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

@laceyjane135 This makes me cringe

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

It’s the full blown adults still celebrating “month anniversaries” for me… are u 12?

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

@emilyspenc18 “Let it be in god’s hands” ok….. then I never wanna see you go to a hospital or to the doctor and just let it be in “gods hands”

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

Oo eee oo ah ahhh ting tang willawalla bing bang

[hale bopp 💫 @haleystockman]

I don’t mind being a bigger/plus sized girl, I honestly just want a flatter tummy. I love myself enough to be okay with my size but the tummy is the only thing I hate smh