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why hello there

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#WHOISDOLPHINFACTS

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If I was Italy I would be so embarrassed of my women’s hockey team. Such an embarrassing display of unsportsmanlike behavior. Especially when you’re getting your ASSES HANDED TO YOU by #TeamUSA

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@MenRates Holy fuck I took this class in college

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Tastes like victory.

@Gatorade ❌ @CFBPlayoff

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@hdnellis @BoilerBall Bitch stfu

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@PaulieTakes I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not

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@HBTFD1 I guess it just doesn’t mean as much

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@BarstoolAlabama Omg lol

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@TheCinesthetic Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

[kay @kswizzlein]

if u ever wanted to know anything about me just get me a bottle of wine and u will in fact find out in about 10 minutes

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@MiddleRoadTakes @AaronTaylorCFB Um no everyone else knew before this lol

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@AaronTaylorCFB Nah you don’t get to take this back. You have to be really fucking stupid to say this and you did.

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@YahooSports @DanWolken Why is everyone so obsessed with us

[Fred @Red_Dead_Fred]

O-H-FUCK YOU is way cooler and more genuine than whatever Will Howard forced last year

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@RealisticBuck Lmfao loser

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@dontsipwok Then he came back and whooped your ASS

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@BigJakeCLE lmfao

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@patsfandom @CFBONFOX @IndianaFootball @JennyTaft @bigten everyone

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@CFBONFOX missing that face mask call is craaaaaazzzzyyy

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@DoubleVodkaDon Omg lol

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hey alexa play this is indiana