haley

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i would feel safer leaving my child with a drag queen than any member of the clergy

[meg @bymeg]

i’m

[hot n dum @olivefrose]

suns out tummy out titties out

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

Me with the 21-year-olds when the bars reopen:

[haley @haleytarbox]

Drown me in french 75s

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Mike Pence literally looks like room temperature butter

[Gins @GinaShkeda]

the sexual tension between me and moving every 6 months to a new country until I die

[haley @haleytarbox]

Priorities

[Khadi Don @KhadiDon]

When my mask falls off in public I be so embarrassed like I had a nip slip something.

[haley @haleytarbox]

Can I get a kids menu and a margarita please

[Leo DiCaprio bm🐻 @VIRGOTH0T]

@AmandaRosenberg Now look at this lesbian couple!! 😭😭 I’m so—

[haley @haleytarbox]

@danielnoahm Season 5 has made me cry all day. Get it babygirl

[haley @haleytarbox]

It’s a wine and queer eye type of night