Haley Bissegger

A single mom who works two jobs. Who loves her kids and never stops. With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter. I’m a survivor.

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

I’ll finish this:
Austin = Glenn Powell
Philly = one of the it’s always sunny guys
Atlanta = Donald glover
Miami = Pitbull
Boston = Ben Affleck/Matt Damon (couples contest)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

A Jeremy Allen White lookalike competition is taking place in Chicago this weekend.

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

Do you ever feel like a captive chimp behind some plexiglass, forced to watch instagram?

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

Am I following this right? J Cole is Tashi Duncan and just wanted to see some good tennis??

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

Timbaland is to millennials what Jack Antanoff is to Gen Z

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

I haven’t tweeted in over a year but I feel like I should probably get one last tweet out before the end…

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

@quanzelle If you’re still looking, I just dm’d you!

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

@mnmnadams Blue dolphin supremacy!

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx]

I don’t think most people really grasp how low the federal minimum wage ($7.25) is.

If you get charged $20 for a late fee, that’s almost three times the minimum wage.

If you get an overdraft fee of $30, that’s over four hours (half a standard workday) of minimum wage labor.

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

I’m gonna need season 2 of Young Royals immediately @netflix

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

I could watch F9 every day for the rest of my life probably.

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

If only my high school English teachers could see me now, trying to unpack every possible deeper meaning and metaphor in Bo Burnham’s special. They’d be so proud...and maybe a bit concerned...

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

If you want to know how the last year has been for me, watch Bo Burnham’s new special and you’ll get the gist of it.

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

Can someone in the NY media ask the current mayoral candidates who they thought Gossip Girl was? Since the reboot is starting soon, I think we need to know.

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

Reminder that then-Mayor Bloomberg made a cameo on gossip girl. He too was “shocked” by the reveal. He thought it was Dorota.

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Fully vaccinated people, and also just liars, can now go mask-free at theaters https://t.co/lEDtELuWax

[Haley Bissegger @haleytaryn]

How has no one written “Tinseltown” from High School Musical yet? And also, why is it La La Land?