Haley Underhill

I like pink sparkly things and ketchup.

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I need a second job to support my @Starbucks addiction. 😬😬😬

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Me when @notkelseyleigh scared the shit of me in the middle of the library.

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@notkelseyleigh Shit what did I get myself into

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@notkelseyleigh made me get back on Twitter. 🤷‍♀️

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Do people still use twitter? I think it’s literally been YEARS since I last logged on. What’s up y’all?!?

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I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
https://t.co/aG4ixbi2ac

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Wanna be better. Wanna be beautiful.

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Life is WEIRD

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"Now that you know this is my life, I won't be told what's supposed to be right." #CatchingMyBreath

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"...the heart...sometimes it's unclear why it's beating."

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"All you can do is try to know who your friends are as you head off to the war"

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HMPH!!! #hmph

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I suck at being a human. Clearly God actually meant to make me a cat. I'm fairly certain of this.

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The two year old is in bed. I am totes my goats jelly of the two year old. #iwantbed

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Moving on.

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It's a Netflix and Chinese food type of night.

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"If you were lonely, give it up...cuz here we are."

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I just want a big girl job where I can paint my nails and wear a fancy watch.

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It's all or nothing and you have chosen nothing.

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My vulnerability is locked away.