Haley

Artist. Designated fire putter outer. Semi-professional adult. ETX. 🌙

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

I was rocking in the cradle to the crying of a steel guitar 🎶🎶

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Baked ziti is better than lasagna.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Not everyone wants to better themselves. Many who are toxic thrive on and seek toxic energy. Give people an honest chance to define themselves and work hard to steer clear of those who bring you down.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

@raywylie I suppose Megan and I can teach the the ways.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

@raywylie Megan, those aren’t your friends.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Sometimes I really miss drinking. Then I remember I don’t miss jail.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

If you haven’t gone from making dinner to painting an old milk crate just cause in 5 minutes then you don’t get me and you never will.

[Jessi Smiles @jessismiles__]

Brb about to go part my hair in the middle because gen z said so

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

This pun did not get the credit it deserved.@Rochelley66

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

@Rochelley66 If you would quit “Walken” right into my dad jokes. It would be fine.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

I never want to see snow again. In 20 years when I still hate snow just tell people I’m from Texas.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

@Rochelley66 Definitely not panic. Ya done did good.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I bet if Texas renamed their power grid to uterus, the state would be regulating the shit out of it.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Or we work on our winter preparation? If trucks can’t get anywhere (one of many issues over the last few days) what does it matter?
It’s complete unpreparedness and a lack of accountability, it’s not about turbines We knew in 2011 our grid needed to be addressed, then again in 16

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Texas Gov. Abbott blames solar and wind for the blackouts in his state and says "this shows how the Green New Deal would be a deadly deal for the United States of America"

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Get you a best Fran who will watch your state news and do an unnecessary amount of research on the Texas infrastructure while you’re without electricity for days to give you updates. @Rochelley66

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

@Rochelley66 It’s just so much different

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

We have fun ❤️

[Old Pine Artist Services @ArtistPine]

The family that plays together stays together! The best part about working at OPAS are the relationships, hands down. Yea. We buy matching pajamas. You can guarantee one day we will show up to an album release in them, too. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #musicmanagement #countrymusic

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Hey, @MorganWallen it’s time to quit apologizing and start making changes. Being drunk isn’t even almost an excuse. Dallas County didn’t care how drunk I was when I drug my car down the highway. Drunkenness does not negate the actions made. Do better.

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

“What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation? Move.”
-my mom waiting on a car to turn
🤦🏽‍♀️

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Texans really do think they’re the best thing since sliced bread....BUT DONT LET IT SNOW!

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Merry Christmas from me Taco Bueno and Tinder ❤️❤️💀

[Haley @haleyybeth_]

Can make a mean cheese soufflé, also over cooks rice almost every time.
Stay humble folks.