Haley Rambo

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

we as a society need to be more silly

[The Jahmerican NYC 🦁🏌🏾‍♂️💫 @Jahmerican_Nyc]

Me passing someone: You slow ass b*tch

Me being passed: Okay speed racer

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[toxic king @toxicking]

I check my girl phone everyday to make sure she not talking to Pete Davidson

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

[ulo @hollywood_olu]

“subway is nasty” NEWS FLASH bitch you made that nasty ass sandwich

[Jenny @f4tcgf]

unfortunately i do find everything funny

[Dr. Akeem @_Medhed]

I refuse to be controlled by a calendar. Merry Christmas everyone

[mood @moodpixs]

I hope my kids are as funny as me

[JARED @eatjaredtweets]

be happy today mf

[Notorious @_BIGAshh]

They need adult water parks. I’m talking… no kids, a bar, crazy ass slides. Alllat!!

[justin @farringt0n]

sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt

[go crazy it's stay c @stacehirsh]

Clean room and a lit candle. Vibes are immaculate