Half-hatched Irony

Subtle brilliance? Or it could be just chance and sleep deprivation.

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

#remotetraffictraining #getthegreenlight #dontspeed 🟢 https://t.co/zLKhVY3A3D

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https://t.co/lqFB6lI2FJ

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... joined Twitter 7 yo... should have stopped while i was a younger egg- head. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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#Smokery & Experiments -- Have i found my alt self? #hatchingpostsaloon #hatchingpostsmokery #altuniverse 2850 Boucherie Rd, West Kelowna, BC V1Z 2G5, Canada @CanCGDenver https://t.co/hWcxc6VfXm
{Is this the 1st time @Twitter let me search for a location outside my town?!}

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

When you're starving, anything tastes good.
-or-
Hunger makes an excellent chef.

i believe ⬆️
is the official adage.

[Old Gods of Appalachia @oldgodspod]

Family, it's been a long road filled with more potholes than the back end of Esau County, but without further ado, we're thrilled to announce that we have partnered with @MonteCookGames to produce the OGoA TTRPG! Sign up for Kickstarter notifications: https://t.co/j3LdxwZPZW

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Get ready to meet Dan Lewis! 🍳
Three days to go until #DoctorWhoFlux begins.

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

BLACK
wives
matter.

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re: @insecurehbo -- Nathan & Issa's conversation about #MentalIllness
https://t.co/kOAPQcb6JW via @POPSUGAREnt

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@rachelpersani ☆ ♡ Just change the settings to match who u R.

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@MagicalOverload always mis-type certain words, too

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@MagicalOverload lisence

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All the "stay-at-home" babies will be arriving Nov thru Jan *December *
I mean, the WHOLE world is home. Talk about a BABY BOOM!! Get your OB depts and nurseries and midwife certificates Ready!!
#babyboom #timeoff #thisishowithappens

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

objects vs zones.
hanging the sheets out
springing a leak.
she almost looks like a girl.

[Rashid @rashiduzzaman82]

How fantastic is this pic? Wow. 😍 #StarTrekPicard #StarTrek

[Paramount+ @paramountplus]

Begin the adventure of a lifetime. Stream the premiere episode of #StarTrekPicard free at https://t.co/gt6OWtrO1K until 2/5: https://t.co/hvZ8gUJJRI

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

STOP
. . .
in your face...
#intense
#bipolar

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

my hair hurts

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

Verbal is as Words say

[Half-hatched Irony @half_hatched]

her: would you rather
go out
or...

me: yes. anything
other than go out