Courtney Hastings

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

@oneoneswim This is a scam! They do not issue refunds.

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

@oneoneswim This is a scam! They do not issue refunds.

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

@oneoneswim This is a scam! They do not issue refunds.

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

@oneoneswim This is a scam website, they do not issue refunds. Beware.

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

@oneoneswim This is a scammy website. They do not issue refunds.

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

Still kinda pissed apple took away the aux and only put 1 lighting port

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

"I'm going to happy hour after work" *comes home from ozzies at 2am*

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

Friday of memorial weekend feels

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

It's odd how one piece bathing suits can barely cover girls' nipples and butt cheeks

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

I love witnessing random acts of kindness

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

We are at the age where we have a cheese and cracker platter at the party but will still play rage cage

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

G Jones absolutely threw down. Look at those hood rats on the balcony https://t.co/6KjRvisALb

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

Adventurous thing I did today: ate jelly beans in the dark so I didn't know what flavor I was about to eat

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

Paul and I tried to use the microphone to say our shopping list and I am still dying at it

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

I love when someone accidentally types "me" instead of "my" and I feel like I am talking to a pirate

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

I love the unrelenting optimism of Mariners fans

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

united's list of special in-flight deals makes a lot more sense now

[Courtney Hastings @half_quart]

@sixfour_music @TheOnion I think I wrote this article

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technology breakthrough: turns out chemtrails are actually a message from time-traveling aliens describing the secret of teleportation