Mario Lucero

Human,geek,logical dreamer, taco enthusiast.
Social distancing expert.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Christoper Nolan movies ranked:

Tier 3 - you don’t need to watch these more than once
9. Dunkirk
8. Memento
7. Batman Begins
6. Oppenheimer

Tier 2 - these are amazing on TV especially December 26th-30th
5. Dark Knight Rises
4. The Prestige

Tier 1 - you should watch these every year the rest of your life
3. Inception
2. The Dark Knight
1. Interstellar

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Normalize booing at people who are using generative AI.

[MJ @just_drmj]

Finding a good Chinese spot when you first move has to be up there with finding a barber.

[Croatian Football  @CroatiaFooty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No touch from a literal cable, but a hair follicle ✅

[S★ @xxyllinn]

The "Middle Class" is just a buffer zone designed to make people who are two missed paychecks away from homelessness feel like they have more in common with billionaires than with the person sleeping on the street.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[aelita 𓂆 🇵🇸 @aelita1917]

late-night tv viewing watching is an altered state of consciousness, and i'm kind of sad that it has disappeared as a mass experience

[JAY @Jay_andrade562]

Going to miss seeing yall fine women in yall Mexico Jersey fr

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

Todos los museos y zonas arqueológicas de México estarán cerradas y custodiadas hasta que los ingleses abandonen el país

[27. @dimvji]

there is no love on that island

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

Deleting hinge again, surely something good will happen this time

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[She Wants The Chorizo 🇲🇽🍺 @ShlWantsTheC]

Grandpa: WHO SOLD MY TERRENOS!?

Me at the Mexico match for the 2026 World Cup:

[Mario Lucero @halfamillennial]

Dr. Phil does commercials promoting carshield! Big time recession indicator.

[rain⁷ is seeing BTS in INDIA 2027 🇮🇳 @coqmyg]

happy father's day to all the eldest daughters