Phil Leotardo

Shah of Iran look alike

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@OvOBrezzzy @bri1869

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@inickdc @iAnonPatriot

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@BenStiller Fuck You buddy. Fuck. You.

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Fuck you Ben Stiller. Fuck you

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@CODUpdates @Treyarch Hey why not investigate why my shaders download every time I start the game up. All my 2xp tokens gone. GAME IS SO POORLY OPTIMIZED it makes me sick. My son came to me crying. Asking why his dad yells at mom and the computer all day long.

Imma dispute this game with my CC.

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@HarryBall__ @bennyjohnson I bet he gets down on his knees when his wife and her boyfriend book a hotel room with no chair option.

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@bennyjohnson I fell to my knees in Walmart last night. Got the notification the chiefs won in OT. Kelce’s brother is a homophobe. What the fuck is going on!

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@bradleybaskin @ayekeeno @BryceHall @fousey You’re spot on Brad. Mika (who ever she is) would round house fousey without breaking a sweat. Btw, how much do you pay for the blue check? Just curious how much money I have to wire out of my mother’s bank account.

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@scubaryan_ When you look up the phrase “lights on nobody home” this is the first link

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@HarryBall__ @BleacherReport They almost lost to baker. The ref thumbed the coin to fall chiefs way. The NFL script has been written. And now it’s their time to act it out.

You see that homophobic slur Kelce’s brother spew out of his dirty little mouth. #notforthetroops

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@Squidwardbee @barstoolsports I can. I’ll invite you tn. Show you the demons in my lobby. Make you want to charge back your credit card

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@stoolpresidente Spot on Dave. Shoulda used FANOOK!!

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@HarryBall__ @bensmithlive I took one single sip of the lebrenny and almost instantly felt the warm embrace of the king in my mouth sliding down my esophagus and into my stomach.

Dudes a con artist but man can he brew a cognac that will make you giggly!

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@HarryBall__ @bensmithlive We can sit here all day and debate the hatred LeBron has towards the United States and his disgust of our troops. But Bernard king is his father. No ifs ands or BUTTS! Let’s get a DNA test people! Wake up!!!

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@JDVance Jesus JD. What kind of MAN drinks old style beer. Drink bud light OR high noons like a real VP

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@WallStreetApes

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#NewProfilePic

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@phillavelle @JeRrE1776 You’re post says “I have never been to a rally in a red state”

But now you say “I’ve been to these rallies all over the country”Well which is it Phil. Have you or have you not?

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@bill_wolverton @NotSoBigBrother @CarieW @phillavelle @Cannonball10900 They put the chairs in hotel rooms facing the bed for you.

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#URIvsMSU

Three things Montana is known for

1.Yellow stone (the tv show)
2.Big sky (I’ve been, fantastic skiing)
3.Ted Kaczynski

Notice how I didn’t say club lax 🤣🤣