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glass is always half full until it's empty

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“I thought we decided to never play this song again” ... “I do not remember when you got to decide which songs make me happy” #day2funemployed #couplesathome #COVID19 #aaronsparty

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Good thing I bought my cat a $50 piece of wood yesterday #laidoff #COVID19

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He tells me he doesn’t want breakfast, decides to cook breakfast, then has the audacity to complain about making breakfast #coupleswhostayhome #COVID19

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Starts doing yoga and he starts vacuuming #coupleswhostayhome #COVID19

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Accidentally spills beer on his laptop and we don’t speak for 2 hours #notmadetostayhome #quietplace

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My bf’s grampie brought me bird watching today. Gave me a butterfly hat. And only called me my bf’s ex’s name once... living the good life 👀

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@yellowseabus Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for you

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@dock_and_bay all the priorities in one picture #dockandbay #towel #mexico #sunshine

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@yellowseabus “I think we should do Christmas like we did last year, Dad didn’t make me cry” is a real statement #family

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@yellowseabus I mean if it didn’t involve the statement, “you’re a homewrecker” being yelled down the driveway, was it really a family holiday?

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life would be easier if I could follow my gypsy soul

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I wish I live tweeted more of the messed up stuff I went through last year - it was truly comical

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My life is a series of unfortunate events

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@yellowseabus One thing is for certain, they always come back #platinum

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@yellowseabus 🙋🏻doing my best not to make you wanna die #typeA

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But when you're running on little sleep and can't handle her skewed reality any longer...

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When you live with someone who believes the world revolves around them... this becomes your morning mantra:

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Just because you love fucking him doesn't mean you fucking love him

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Bitter on a Thursday

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@yellowseabus ain't that the truth 🙌🏻