Philip Patek

Welcome to the show

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

Yes and?

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

@honeyNonABG It’s rapidly getting the life sucked out of it thanks to everyone who woos over it like this

[emily is in sf @emilyinvc]

If you're a grown adult and you tell me PST instead of PDT in the summer, you immediately lose 10 IQ points in my mind.

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

@spencerpratt

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

@spencerpratt Spencer when you become mayor can you make the song girls hot again? Thanks.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

As a Trojan i would never go off a UC Berkeley poll.

FIGHT ON!

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

What’s Gucci?

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

This was likely on a Friday, per my calculations

[Special Ops Magazine @specialopsmag]

Delta Force in Afghanistan, 2002.

[Gary Patterson @FBCoachP]

School may be out for the Spring but we are still up grinding!

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

I can’t prove it, but I’m driving behind an orange Subaru Crosstrek with a Yankees license plate, a Dallas Cowboys license plate frame, and a Duke Blue Devils sticker on the back window

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

I might almost hate Prius drivers as much as I hate China

[Flea @flea333]

Lakers should trade knecht for wemby

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

IN THE ARENA

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Funny how they never attack my policy ideas. They can only try to assassinate your character. They don’t wanna talk about my debate masterclass a week ago, they wanna talk about a reality show from a lifetime ago. That’s because they want the continued decline of the city. They are locked in an ideological death spiral and can’t shake it. Come at my policies or go sit back down on the back bench. I’m in the arena, son.

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

@DelTaco please acknowledge this

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

Hating Del Taco means you’re going #retardmode

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Should be disqualifying to run for California governor if you’re eating Del Taco….also is this guy British?

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

Rudy Gobert year

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

Promises made promises kept

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

@bizlet7 Spencer didn’t go to a state school

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

2022 Utah Week 7

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game

[Philip Patek @halfbackiso]

@MorganBarrettX La Sombrita is my personal favorite