Jon Delmendo

Renaissance Dad. Equitable Tech & Process wonk. Problem Solver. Musician-ish. Terrible Fortnite+Wordle gamer. Hapa. Slow Hiker. Submarine Veteran.

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Great keynote with a story (“Partnering Together to Transform Government”) by Nick Stowe and @doc_pfingst from @WaTechGov. #GovInnovationWA #InnovationWA23

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Attending the WA Government Innovation conference in Tacoma today. #InnovationWA23 #GovInnovationWA

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

@lamiki @angelcityblues @kristiewells @gavinohara @EricWeaver @tosolini @chrisheuer @ccarfi @dakini_3 @jennrice @geekgiant @jbartol @theolynn @KevinUrie Those were the days!

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Dear @Xfinity You cancelled my service almost 3 weeks too early and now it can’t be restored by your tech support. You suck.

[Gabe Garfinkel @gabegarf]

In 2022, Ukrainian President @ZelenskyyUa became the leader the world needs and Putin can’t stand it. But its Zelensky’s rise to power that may be the most interesting 1/

[Simon Taylor @sytaylor]

The Ultimate SWIFT and Russia Sanctions explainer

You've probably been reading lots of people explaining SWIFT, but most explainers miss some key details like 👇

1. SWIFT is not a payment system.

SWIFT is a messaging system (like email) used by 11,000 banks in 200+ countries

[Пан Пропан Бутан 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @UnforbiddenYet]

Інструкція цивільним захисникам в Україні, особливо в Києві, людям, які не мають військової підготовки, але бажають чинити опір

Робіть скріншоти, пересилайте в канали, діліться - комусь це вбереже життя!

Максимальний репост!

Поради: @SpencerGuard
Переклад: @akravc

[CeterisParibus @Ceter1sPar1bus]

@SpencerGuard @langfittnpr This thread also provides excellent advice for defending against tanks:

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

#Kyiv #PutinKhuylo #UkraineUnderAttack #Guerrilla

[John Spencer @SpencerGuard]

So I've been asked what my advice would be to civilian resistors in Ukriane, especially Kyiv. Someone with no military training but wanting to resist. Here are a few things #Kyiv #UkraineUnderAttack :

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

@DoorDash My email promo code isn’t working (I copied it from the email I received today so case sensitivity checked). The app’s Help isn’t a help. Now what?

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Don’t you love it when you’re cooking up your Thanksgiving dinner and the dishwasher backs up and the drain trap pops a leak and in about 30 seconds your kitchen floor is flooded? Sigh. 🦃🍴💧😑

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Me and (most of) the fam about to watch @Jokoy in PDX. And you know we were the first in line to get in!

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Just got back home after seeing @andywoodhull at @tacomacomedy tonight. SO GOOD! If you haven’t seen him, check him out on YouTube or better yet go to one of his shows. Andy killed it. My stomach still hurts from laughing.

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

@t_magennis +1

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

So excited for next weekend. I get to see @andywoodhull with a friend and @Jokoy with the fam. It’s gonna be a live stand-up comedy extravaganza!

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

@nashsilz @joerogan Agreed. This was a really great episode! Can’t wait for the JRE to have @jeweljk on again.

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

Every time I get the Bacon & Gruyère sous vide egg bites from @Starbucks is reminds me of the scene in “Casino” where Robert De Niro’s character Sam Rothstein wants the bakers to put an equal number of blueberries in the muffins.

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

https://t.co/w1eRAXXOWw

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

OH: “I was born to poop, forced to wipe.” #WTAF

[Jon Delmendo @halfbrown]

One NIB 20” box fan, starting bid at $250. No low-ball offers, I know what I’ve got. 🤣 https://t.co/dXEipKYSI5